14 Hilarious Baby Shower Gifts That Will Have Everyone Laughing

At a baby shower, you’ll find yourself surrounded by pacifiers, diaper cakes, and mountains of baby blankets. Pretty standard, right?

But then, you spot a onesie that says, "I’m the reason we’re late." Or maybe a bib boasting, "I Make Milk Disappear."

What are you gonna remember? You're going to remember those little nuggets of hilarity amidst all the routine baby gear.

We’ve highlighted some hilarious baby shower gifts in this article and discussed:

• Unique baby shower gifts guaranteed to bring laughter and joy
• Creative clothing gifts with witty and humorous slogans
• Hilarious baby toys that are both entertaining and functional
• Why humor is a great element to incorporate into baby shower gifts

Let's dial up the fun at your next baby shower. Include these hilarious goodies in your gift basket, and make that baby shower unforgettable.

Clothing Gifts That Bring the Chuckles

Clothing gifts are a must-have at a baby shower, but you can find some hilarious ones that’ll stand out from the crowd.

Here are some funny clothing gifts we know you’ll love:

1 - “I Drink Until I Pass Out” Onesie

This humorous onesie, audaciously defying the typical "cute" baby clothing, brings a whole new level of fun to a baby's wardrobe.

Not only does it get a hearty chuckle from everyone who reads it, but it also offers a touch of truth from the baby's perspective.

It’s a comical, yet relatable nod to the baby's routine of eat-sleep-repeat, providing a dash of lighthearted humor for the new parents during those round-the-clock feedings.

2 - “Born to Fight Naptime” T-Shirt

This pint-sized t-shirt presents the eternal struggle between babies and naptime in a funny, endearing manner.

As any parent will tell you, persuading a baby to sleep can feel like a battle.

This t-shirt, in its humorous way, acknowledges this struggle while reminding parents that they aren't alone in the struggle.

It's not just a piece of clothing; it's a badge of honor for the tiny rebel and a source of camaraderie for sleep-deprived parents.

3 - “Drool is Cool” Bib

This cheeky bib adds a playful spin to the unavoidable drooling phase of infancy.

It transforms the simple act of a baby drooling—often a messy, relentless part of the teething process—into a charming and amusing spectacle.

The clever phrase proudly displayed on the bib makes the clean-up less of a chore and more of an opportunity for a shared laugh.

But these funny little garments aren't just for laughs. They're practical. They're usable.

You can find funny clothing at Giften Market, including Gladfolk’s Organic Baby Bodysuit: New In Town (wink wink), and Tenth & Pine’s Birthday Babe Short Sleeve Bodysuit.

You can even add a quirky greeting card like “Are You Kitten Me” or “The Most Expensive Part of Having Kids is all the Wine You Have to Drink” to top it all off.

Funny clothing gifts are the secret ingredient in the baby shower stew. They lighten the mood and break up the monotony of usual gifts.

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Humor on Hand: Delightfully Funny Accessories

The options for hilarious baby shower gifts are endless. So why stop at clothes? Let's think bigger. Bolder. Here are some funny accessories you can include:

4 - “My Mom/Dad is Hotter Than Your Mom/Dad” Pacifier

Starting off with some sass, why not gift a "My Mom/Dad is Hotter Than Your Mom/Dad" Pacifier?

This little accessory certainly isn't lacking in attitude.

It's a pacifier with a punchline. And it’ll pair well with the Best Mom Ever Stoneware Mug from Sweet Water Decor.

5 - Baby Mop Outfit

Picture a baby crawling around on the floor, leaving no mess behind because they're actually cleaning the floors as they go.

The Baby Mop Outfit is a hilarious invention that combines the cuteness of a baby with the practicality of a mop. It's a win-win situation.

Not only will the parents have a cleaner house in the future, they’ll have a good laugh watching the little one scoot around, taking care of business.

Plus, it's never too early to instill a strong work ethic, right?

6 - “Calm Your Tits” Pacifier

Well, well, well, aren't we feeling a bit sassy with this one?

The "Calm Your Tits" pacifier is the ultimate tongue-in-cheek accessory for a baby shower. Just imagine the look on people's faces when they see this hilarious accessory.

It's sure to generate a round of laughter. This little gem serves as a gentle reminder to all new parents that sometimes they just need to take a deep breath and keep their cool amidst the chaos of parenthood.

What’s more, it pairs perfectly with Earth Mama Organics Calming Lavender Castile Baby Wash.

7 - “Baby Stache” Pacifier

Can you imagine anything cuter than a baby with a mustache?

The "Baby Stache" pacifier takes a baby's natural charm to a whole new level. With a comical mustache attached to the pacifier, this accessory is guaranteed to bring smiles and giggles all around.

It's perfect for photo ops and social media posts, and it adds a touch of sophistication to any baby's face.

Who needs real facial hair when you can have a stylish, removable mustache that also soothes your little one? 

8 - Funny Diaper Bag

A customized diaper bag? Yes, please.

The "These Farts are Deadly" Diaper Bag takes this one step further. It’s a gag gift that doubles up as a warning.

When it comes to baby farts, they're going to want that heads-up.

Add in the Best Mom Ever—Soy Candle from Sweet Water Decor for mom to sniff and clear that fart smell right up.

These humorous baby accessories hit the sweet spot of being hilarious and practical at the same time. 

Bonus: You're not just making the baby shower more fun, you're setting the new parents up for tackling the ups and downs of parenthood with a smile.

Giggles Guaranteed: Whimsical Toys for Non-stop Laughter

From Sloth Warmies Junior by Warmies to Friendly Fruit Rattles from Pebble, toys make great baby shower gifts. However, including a few laugh-out-loud toys in your Build-a-Box is guaranteed to put a smile on the new parents’ faces.

9 - Hilarious Teething Friends

Starting off with the "Chewbacca" Teething Toy, we're turning gum soothing into a cosmic adventure.

Nothing like a touch of Star Wars humor to tickle the fancy of those nerdier parents out there.

You can also choose to gift some classic choices like a medical-grade silicone smiley teething teether or a pizza toy baby teether.

These “silly” teethers are bound to make the baby and the parents giggle.

10 - Themed Rattles

Next, we've got themed rattles.

For instance, our magic-themed rattle called "The Rattle Who Must Not Be Named." It’s not just a rattle, but a wand for the tiniest Hogwarts hopeful.

This rattle includes mesmerizing sounds and textures that allow the baby to cast spells of joy and mischief with every shake.

It's a delightful way to introduce your little bundle of magic to the wizarding world and create a special connection to a beloved series. 

11 - Did Someone Say Stuffed Playmates?

Stuffed toys are more than just fluff and stitching. They're treasured pals that soothe tears, light up the imagination, and boost important skills like emotional smarts.

A great stuffed toy like the "Pull My Leg" Stuffed Giraffe brings on the giggles. Pull its leg and listen for the honk: a guaranteed baby favorite.

12 - The Irresistible Appeal of Squeaky Shoes

Who can resist the charm of squeaky shoes?

Picture little feet pitter-pattering around, each step followed by a delightful squeak.

They're not just amusing, though.

These shoes are genius. They encourage those unsure first steps, turning walking practice into a game. Baby takes a step, the shoe squeaks, baby giggles and wants to do it all over again. Before the parents know it, their tot's strutting around like a pro.

As a bonus, they’ll always know where their explorer is. Each squeak is like a tiny GPS signal. Fun, practical, and great for growth, squeaky shoes are a home-run baby shower gift.

These toys are more than just fun. They bring the unexpected, the laughter, and the joy into the everyday trials of parenting. And let's face it, that's just what every new parent needs.

Joke-Tastic Reads: Rib-Tickling Books Packed With Humor and Giggles

In addition to Giften Marketplace’s On The Night You Were Born Board Book for babies, include these hilarious picks for the expecting parents.

13 - “The New Parents’ Fun Book: Laugh Yourself Silly Through Baby’s First Year!”

First off, there's the wildly entertaining "The New Parents' Fun Book” by Kelly & David Sopp. This isn't your typical read.

It's an activity book that turns the bewildering, exhausting, but altogether wonderful world of parenthood into a game. Full of puzzles, tongue-in-cheek quizzes, funny checklists, and comic strips, it serves up laughter on every page.

This book will have new parents chuckling their way through those sleepless nights and dirty diapers.

14 - “Dude, You're Gonna Be a Dad!: How to Get (Both of You) Through the Next 9 Months”

Now this is a book that tells it like it is.

Written in a funny, down-to-earth tone, it's a handy guide for the soon-to-be dad who might be feeling a little out of his depth. It's jam-packed with humorous advice, practical tips, and hilarious anecdotes about the joy (and occasional terror) of impending fatherhood.

The humor here is sharp, savvy, and spot-on. It’s just what any dad-to-be needs when he's facing the wild ride that is parenthood.

These books are the perfect reminder that even when things get tough (and oh, they will), it's essential to find the humor in the situation. 

Humor Meets Parenthood: Unforgettable Baby Shower Gifts

Let's tie all this hilarity up in a neat little bow, shall we?

We've grinned at the cuteness and wit of baby shower gifts like onesies that speak their mind and toys that bring a new meaning to playtime.

Remember: Laughter is a gift that keeps on giving. It's stress-relieving, mood-boosting, and let's face it, it's the best way to get through those poopy diaper days.

When you're gift hunting for new parents-to-be, think about this: a little humor goes a long way. The truth is, parenthood is as funny as it is challenging, and every chuckle is a welcome respite in the whirlwind of diapers, feedings, and sleepless nights.

Some hilarious baby shower gifts include the "Calm Your Tits" pacifier—perfect for those "chill, baby" moments. Or the "I Drink Until I Pass Out" onesie—it's as honest as it is hilarious.

Now, if you're searching for that perfect blend of humor, practicality, and a dose of downright sass, head on over to Giften Market and build your box of baby goodies.

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Don't forget to top things off with a humorous greeting card. From, “You+Him+Baby=A Really Small Gang” to the ever-relatable “The Most Expensive Part of Having Kids is all the Wine You Have to Drink,” there’s something for everyone.