Duke Canon - Big Ass Lump of Coal

Big Ass Lump Of Coal Soap

Regular price $10.00 Sale price$5.00 Save $5.00
/
  • In stock, ready to ship
  • Inventory on the way
Legend has it St. Nick used to reward misbehaving children with bundles of twigs, bags of salt, and strings of garlic. Considering these alternatives, a lump of fossil fuel doesn't sound half bad.

Duke Cannon honors this tradition with his Big Ass Lump of Coal - a premium soap formulated with activated charcoal and featuring the masculine scent of bergamot and black pepper.

It's the best way to clean up after mischief and shenanigans.

Product Specs:
  • 3x bigger and better smelling than traditional lumps of coal
  • Made in the USA by humans, not elves
  • May encourage mischief and/or general tomfoolery
  • A rich, masculine scent of bergamot and black pepper that smells nice, not naughty
  • According to Cindy in Accounting, this is a "super cute" gift for guys.
Size: 10 oz.
This product has an intentionally distressed looking carton

Shop all Duke Cannon. 

ABOUT THE MAKER
Duke Cannon Supply Company is serious about its commitment to give back to the men and women serving our country. That's why a portion of our proceeds directly supports veteran causes. 


Estimated Shipping Widget will be displayed here! (with custom color)

We offer Flat Rate U.S. Shipping for $12.95 per address. Shipping for Wine/Spirits gifts: $18.95-$22.95

WHERE DO YOU SHIP?
We are able to ship to street addresses, P.O. F.P.O. and A.P.O. boxes in all 50 U.S. states. International shipping is not currently available.

HOW LONG DOES ORDER PROCESSING + SHIPPING TAKE?
We strive to process orders as quickly as possible. Orders are typically processed and ready for shipment within two (2) business days. Transit time of 2-5 business days is typical. Delivery dates are not guaranteed.

This site is protected by reCAPTCHA and the Google Privacy Policy and Terms of Service apply.

Send a Care Package - Delivery Service

Small Business

Gifts They'll Love

When you shop Giften Market, you're supporting small businesses and the people behind them.

Create a Custom Care Package Online Service
Made in the USA

Our hardworking team hand packs each order with care.

Free Gift Message Card

Add your gift message at checkout!

Gift-Message-Card-Printed

Recently viewed

Testimonials

‚ėÖ‚ėÖ‚ėÖ‚ėÖ‚ėÖ

What an awesome experience. Everything was just great and on top of that - shipped on time and received on time. Amazing experience.

Sarah S.
‚ėÖ‚ėÖ‚ėÖ‚ėÖ‚ėÖ

I was able to pick and choose exactly what I wanted my recipient to get. She was delighted with everything. It was very easy and I heard that everything was beautifully arranged and wrapped.

Jennifer K.
‚ėÖ‚ėÖ‚ėÖ‚ėÖ‚ėÖ

The recipient of this gift called me immediately after receiving it to say how lovely it was and practical.

Joanne H.
‚ėÖ‚ėÖ‚ėÖ‚ėÖ‚ėÖ

We just got everything! My wife is obsessed! We already said everyone is getting gifts from Giften Market - we are very happy customers! 

Kristen M.
‚ėÖ‚ėÖ‚ėÖ‚ėÖ‚ėÖ

Wow....that was fast! Will order again! Thank you!

Cindy C.
‚ėÖ‚ėÖ‚ėÖ‚ėÖ‚ėÖ

Giften was a life saver during 2020 and they continue to be. So grateful to Martha (owner) for her speedy assistance. The options available are incredible.

Our employees loved receiving their gifts. Personalized and customized for every individual. Thank you Giften Market!

Alicia U.

Need Gifting Assistance?

This site is protected by reCAPTCHA and the Google Privacy Policy and Terms of Service apply.