Big Ass Lump Of Coal Soap
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Legend has it St. Nick used to reward misbehaving children with bundles of twigs, bags of salt, and strings of garlic. Considering these alternatives, a lump of fossil fuel doesn't sound half bad.
Duke Cannon honors this tradition with his Big Ass Lump of Coal - a premium soap formulated with activated charcoal and featuring the masculine scent of bergamot and black pepper.
It's the best way to clean up after mischief and shenanigans.
Product Specs:
- 3x bigger and better smelling than traditional lumps of coal
- Made in the USA by humans, not elves
- May encourage mischief and/or general tomfoolery
- A rich, masculine scent of bergamot and black pepper that smells nice, not naughty
- According to Cindy in Accounting, this is a "super cute" gift for guys.
Size: 10 oz.
This product has an intentionally distressed looking carton
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ABOUT THE MAKER
Duke Cannon Supply Company is serious about its commitment to give back to the men and women serving our country. That's why a portion of our proceeds directly supports veteran causes.
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We strive to process orders as quickly as possible. Orders are typically processed and ready for shipment within two (2) business days. Transit time of 2-5 business days is typical. Delivery dates are not guaranteed.
